Ok... All this stuff is still here and all, but we are in the process of moving. Soon enough you can go to http://www.geocities.com/dead_bugs_01/Index.html and that will be our new home.- Lisa
Welcome to the wonderful world of Dead Bugs. Now you may ask why they are DEAD, and why the hell this site is even here. Well let me tell you a little story......Corey: Wait, Lisa, lets not bore the hell outta everyone with once upon a time bla bla bla bla. What really happened was this.....we were sitting in the garage, and we were ATTACKED by RABID FERRITS!! It was horrible.....the fur and the teeth and the blood....so scarry.... -shivers- Lisa: Oh You are so full of it. Anyway. we were siting in the garage at my grandmothers house, and all of a sudden, these HARD HITING little EVIL!!! Bugs, Came Flying at us out of no where. So ofcorse we yelled, and screached like little girls, swinging at the sky, wondering what the * explited Deleated * hit us. I look down at the desk, and there IT was. This little blind JUNE BUG. Well First thing I did was grab a plastic cup and stick it over the bug. We came back out the next morning and there it was, under the cup. DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL. My dad had found that the next night I did it again, and when he got up the next morning he let the new bug go before it died, and wrote on the cup - points to picture - ' LET MY PEOPLE GO! - The Bug -..... Corey: Now if anyone is still awake after reading that.... -slaps lisa for being boring and dissing the ferrits- Yeah I suppose thats what happened. But those bugs were fricken scarry!! They kept flying into my face and that tends to bother people when strange things with big googly eyes and scarry feet and sharp teeth fly into your eyeball. -nod nod- Where was I...I know I have a point to make....I think...um...oh yeah, dont do drugs!! -nod nod- they will make you grow breasts!! BREASTS!!! And um..... Lisa: -wispers- psst..Corey...the bugs... Corey: What?? I cant hear you... LIsa: TALK ABOUT THE BUGS!!! Corey: oh yeaaaahhhhhhhh.....dont do bugs. They will * explotid Deleted *up your mind and are scarry and will poke you eye out cause they are all hard and evil and oogie and stuff. oh yeah, and they are icky!!! Destroy!! Destroy!! Lisa: Ok now that thats over - glares at Corey - Corey: -smiles innocently and batts her eyes at lisa cause she loves her and she doesnt want to be hit over the head like she always is cause she is abused and SOMEONE CALL 911!!! HELP ME!!- Lisa: Ummmmmmmmmmm okkkkkkkkkkkkk.. right. Anyway. I hope you all like the sight, its new, and stuff. But yeah. There are other pages in the left hand bar. They go to more areas in our sight. Have fun and SIGN THE GUEST BOOK please ^_^ |
